"Hello, my name is Jersey and I am a fireplace addict."
"Helloooo Jerseyyyyy"
"When I first came to this new place, my pets turned a switch on the wall and made this box very hot. I put my nose to it and they yelled NO, NO. I thought these pets were very strange to have a NO, NO hot box in this place. But slowly, I started going back near the NO, NO hot box but not close enough that I touch my nose. Because those pets were right about that...ouch. I eventually realized that this was very nice. So nice, that I want to lay by it all day. But sometimes my pets turn it off. I must learn how to get to that switch on the wall. In the mean time, I sit by the NO, NO hot box when it is off and whine. This seems to get my pets' attention and someone will turn it on. Apparently even the small pets are allowed to touch the switch - if they can, I must be able to. So, yes I have been addicted to the NO, NO hot box - which I have learned is also called a fireplace by my pets. They have so many words. I don't why I am at this meeting though...I don't have a problem."
Sorry - I really needed a laugh today. ;-)
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